sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

Tuesday Aug 26 01:44am

I have everything I’ve ever wanted. So why don’t I want it?

Tuesday Aug 26 01:41am
Tuesday Aug 26 01:39am

iceheavy-branches:

I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

Tuesday Aug 26 01:33am
thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

thebuttfuckingbelievers:

alt-j:

caseyaunthony:

i dont get this picture

obviously some sloppy fuck left their orange peels on the ground and Hillary Clinton happened to be skating by and slipped on them. Not to hard to understand. She still smilin doe

Hillary Clinton

Wednesday Aug 6 10:22pm

suitedick:

when someone you dont like texts you about their problems

image

Thursday Jul 24 10:19pm

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Sunday Jul 20 10:01am
nitrqin:

★ paler than u ★

nitrqin:

★ paler than u ★

Sunday Jul 20 09:58am

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

Sunday Jul 20 09:46am

shingekinokyojinheaven:

the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website

Sunday Jul 20 09:46am

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

Sunday Jul 20 09:45am
janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?""Trey Songz!!!"

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"

Sunday Jul 20 09:44am

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Sunday Jul 20 09:41am

plug:

NO CHILL

Wednesday Jul 2 11:07pm
insignxficant:

disposable / glow / neon blog 

insignxficant:

disposable / glow / neon blog 

Wednesday Jul 2 10:59pm
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