when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet
this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch